In the first instance, a clerk in the office of the Nigerian examination board which collects exam fees blamed a snake for swallowing $100,000. Quite a mouthful for a snake, isn't it? According to the BBC, the exam board, known as the Joint Admissions and Matriculations Board, dismissed the woman's claim and suspended her after a disciplinary hearing.
In the second instance, a senator defending a colleague accused of misappropriating funds suggested monkeys "carted away" $194,600, from a farmhouse. He didn't specify what the gang did with all that cash.
Parody profiles for both the snake and monkey soon popped up on Twitter.
I am the snake that ate the money from Jamb office 🐍🐍🐍🐍— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) 10 February 2018
Sahara Reporters - Why did you swallow the money in the Jamb Vault?— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) 10 February 2018
Me - Mtscheew pic.twitter.com/jLP1NsfKAc
Catch me if you can https://t.co/dkXIOk3lvG— The Nigerian Snake (@NigeriaSnake) 13 February 2018
Let's do some quick maths 📝 >> https://t.co/ssI4UappFJ#TheNationNews#Monday@NigeriaSnake #TheNigeriaSnake#NigeriaSnake pic.twitter.com/ihxvGbjMY7— The Nation Nigeria (@TheNationNews) 26 February 2018
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